Dear Husband,
Thank you for not working the day after Christmas so that I could aimlessly walk around stores looking for a good bargain.
Love,
Your Wife who loves a bargain
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Dear Kohls,
Thank you for starting off my shopping adventure with some nice slippers for a nice price so that my husband doesn't have to feel left out anymore because he is the only one who didn't get new slippers for Christmas.
Sincerely,
A lady with cold floors in her house
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Dear Target,
50% off is not clearance! 50% off is a sale price. I can get these prices before Christmas, therefore I will not be buying any of your items and storing them for a year.
Signed,
Extreme Bargain Shopper
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Dear Target Shoppers,
Why are you all going nuts and filling your carts full with all of these Christmas "bargains". $2 for a roll of wrapping paper is not cheap. Do I need to give you all a lesson in Clearance shopping?
Signed,
Extreme Bargain Shopper
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Dear Lady at Target,
When someone has a shopping cart the size of Texas, do you think you could be patient enough to let her maneuver her cart or are you in that big of a hurry.
Sincerely,
The lady with the big cart
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Dear Mom,
I wish I could tell you how sorry I am for being so annoying when I was a kid and we went shopping. Don't worry my kids are making up for it. I'm not sure how many times I heard today, "my feet hurt", "I'm tired", "I want to go home".
Love,
Your Daughter
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Dear Lowes and JoAnns,
I have nothing to say to you. You were a disappointment.
Sincerely,
Frustrated Shopper
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Dear TJMaxx,
I refuse to stand in your long line for 2 rolls of wrapping paper and some hooks. I put my items back. Don't worry, I still love you and will be back again.
Signed,
A Loyal Shopper
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Dear Alex and Amanda,
Sorry for dragging you in a million stores. I saw those cute stockings at Target with the letters on but they didn't have an I for Isaac. I became determined to find stockings. You did whine a lot but it was somewhat justified.
Love,
Your determined Mom
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Dear Menards,
Your Dutch sale was a dissapointment to this Dutch girl.
Signed,
Cheap Dutchwoman
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Dear Girl sitting smack dab next to your boyfriend in the pick-up truck in Walgreens parking lot,
The only thing I have to say to you is, "Really????"
Sincerely,
The woman in the mini-van that has been married for over 9 years
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Dear Walgreens,
You have been so good to me with bargains the last couple years I am not sure why I chose to leave you until last. Thank you for being the only place with lots of cheap wrapping paper.
Signed,
A relieved bargain shopper
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Dear Dollar Store,
Since I did not have much luck shopping today, I think you will be seeing me next year for the rest of my Christmas wrapping needs.
Sincerely,
A lover of all things that are only $1
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Dear house,
Why did you not clean yourself up while I was gone? Now I have to make the kids do it!
Signed,
The lady who is trying to ignore the after Christmas mess
3 comments:
Sounds like a fun day! i had no energy to even leave my house- it was so nice! Thinking it may be a pajama day today, too!
I just recently came across your blog and love it! Not sure if you remember me (I went to school with Nikki). Have you ever found a stocking with an "I" for Isaac. I have an Isaac also and am frustrated that I can never find one. I may have to find a friend who has a special sewing machine and then she can sew an I on his stocking for me.
Hi Rachael,
Yes, I do remember you and it's good to hear from you. I heard you had moved recently and I hope you are settling in and enjoying your new home. Last year after Christmas I did find and "I" stocking at Target. I didn't buy it b/c I couldn't find all the letters I needed for my other kids. So, you could try there maybe they have them again this year.
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